Welcome to the Grumpy CISO’s lair, where sugar-coating is a cybersecurity risk and hand-holding is a hacker’s dream. If you’re here for feel-good fluff, you’ve stumbled into a firewall. This site is for the tough-skinned, the ones who know that in the digital trenches, it’s not about pleasantries; it’s about survival. Brace yourself for unapologetically blunt insights and no-mercy strategies from the front lines of information security. Let’s get down to business – if you can handle it. It’s going to be a fun journey.